Things I know won’t happen in next week’s Dexter, but I wish would:

• LaGuerta dies
• It’s revealed that Matthews has known Dexter’s secret all along
• Lumen somehow plays a role
• Doakes is still alive (I don’t care how ridiculously unrealistic the explanation is)
• Hannah and Jamie are both seen naked
• Quinn dies
• Hannah is pregnant with Dexter’s child 
• Dexter must flee and moves to New Mexico where he decides to live a normal life.  He goes next door to introduce himself to the neighbors and just as Dex reaches up to knock on the door it flies open and a man yells, “I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!” The show ends with Dexter standing face to face with Walter White.